680 News asked if you’ve ever wondered if any of your relatives were on the Titanic. Not really. But I’ve always wondered if I have rich relatives somewhwhere in the world so they can help me out and I can actually live like a human being for once. But for those who want to know if you had relatives on the Titanic go to www.findmypast.com.
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Was at an Oakville Burger King not long ago. On each table was a sign telling us to come back on Friday, April 13, 2007 to try Burger King’s new BK Joe coffee for free. Except for one small problem. The day I was there was on Sunday April 15(2 days later). When’s the next Friday, April 13th? I won’t be around then. And neither will anyone else from today’s world.
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So a man assaulted a 91-year-old patient in hospital. Boy he must be desperate. I may be desperate for female companionship but that’s not something that would ever come to(my)mind.
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Has anyone whose prayed to God for money actually won the first or second prize in a lottery draw? Didn’t think so. Seems he doesn’t answer requests for finances.
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Sheesh! Working solely midnights screws your entire body clock. Besides not having watched TV, listened to the radio or read newspapers(maybe 2 hours total in the last 3 months)the days get all mixed up and I have no idea whether it’s a.m. or p.m. I hate it! I miss days.
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Don Ho passed away recently. First I heard of him was I’m sure when he was on hawaii Five-O. I recall watching that show regularly. Don Ho God rest your soul.
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Is Pamela Anderson still a Sunday school teacher? Now I’d have a couple reasons to go to church(sorry bad pun couldn’t resist).(how long before lightning strikes me?).
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And that’s it for now. Got more rambling to do but (unfortunately)gotta go to work. And it’s very very stressful. With any luck will be relocated shortly to a much better place. May be back tomorrow or next week. Not sure. So long.